everythingyou don't want to hear, all the things someone wants to tell you but just can't think of right then and there, usually used in circumstances telling someone off or berating them when you can't think of all the things you're trying to say
It’s a heterosexual man who is emotionally unintelligent, has no goals in life but thinks very highly of himself. He spends most of his time with other schwuchteln and is an incompetent, lazy, infant with a big ego problem. Almost all schwuchteln play soccer.
Schwuchtel has nothing to do with being gay but everything with being a loser.