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"bro have you seen how sexy sub1way is"
"Yeah bro I hope sub1way penetrates me"
Sub1way by Sub1way April 12, 2022
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subway foot 

a foot that is somehow less than 12"
Henray: catch any fish yesterday

Lenray: just 3 small ones, the biggest was a subway foot long
subway foot by leonard7 February 9, 2013

jared from subway 

A creepy pervert who got and lost his career by trying to get into smaller pants
Man: My minds on your body and your body's only nine
Kid: don't be a Jared from subway
Adjective for saying that certain distance below ground level is suitable for subways or other underground transport. This word is commonly used by those who don't have a basic understanding of the English language.
"How far down do you reckon this subway station should go?"

"Um, well, it needs to deep enough that we can actually run some sufficient, kind of, subways under there"

"That's right. It needs to be subwayic
subwayic by Pro-nounciate October 17, 2013

Chester Subway Station

In Toronto, Canada, it is by far the softest subway station in a city that is not quite soft. Usually crime and other mischevious activites go down at subway stations, however Chester station is in a soft neighborhood, so nothing ever goes down. It is between Withrow and Riverdale Park, hence its softness. Black people are rarely seen here.
Peter "I saw this nigga get smoked at the subway yesterday"
You "Nothing ever goes down when i use the subway"
Peter "what staion you use?"
You "Chester Subway Station"
Peter "Soft"

Tokyo subway

A bar with features like the subway in Tokyo. Namely, loud, hot and overcrowded, with a lot of groping.
After we get wasted, let's hit the Tokyo Subway--you know, the Linebacker Lounge.
Tokyo subway by Santos L. Halper December 10, 2007

NYC Subway

A crappy old subway system where trains are always delayed, and the system is dirty with littered trash and rats. In is also very crowded, and the doors are always being held and squeeze to get in.

However It is quite satisficing when listening to the trains announcements and engines. (Stand clear of the Closing doors please), (buzzzzzzzzzzz)
Common, I'm gonna be late for work, but the NYC Subway is so messy and trashy that the trains always are delayed!!! But I do love the sounds, so I guess worth it?
NYC Subway by JJthedicktionare April 7, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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