2 definition by Tttthhhhhaaaaattttgggguuuuuyyy

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A creepy pervert who got and lost his career by trying to get into smaller pants
Man: My minds on your body and your body's only nine
Kid: don't be a Jared from subway
by Tttthhhhhaaaaattttgggguuuuuyyy September 21, 2015

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To send one a picture of naked noodles very sexually and seductive.
She she said she wanted "the pictures" so I sent her Noodz.
by Tttthhhhhaaaaattttgggguuuuuyyy September 21, 2015

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