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A creepy pervert who got and lost his career by trying to get into smaller pants
Man: My minds on your body and your body's only nine
Kid: don't be a Jared from subway
by Tttthhhhhaaaaattttgggguuuuuyyy November 04, 2015
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Guy ate too much junk food. Guy went to subway. Guy lost 200 pounds. Guy had sex with 6 year old girls. Guy got arrested for 15 years.
by sirdoyle March 08, 2018
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1. A molester, particularly of children
2. An expression used when talking about a rapist
Jared From Subway, no!!!!
by Tom Robinson October 19, 2015
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