Stuffed Mushroom

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Taking your mega-huge raging boner and stuffing it under your elastic shorts band or belt area of your pants to keep it from sticking out.

Saves from embarrassment as well as keeps your woody from knocking items such as drinks off of table tops. Also prevents potential injury.

(Inspired by Superbad, also a vital component of surviving junior high)

Did you see what Jessica was wearing today? I had to stuff mushroom it through my entire presentation!

Good thing I pulled a stuffed mushroom otherwise the elevator would have smashed my cack!

I had a stuffed mushroom during gym class today, I don't know how I managed to run that mile!

Stuffed Mushroom by J Westeezy July 6, 2008

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Stuffed Mushroom

When one person carefully picks his/her nose and selectively puts the findings in another's mouth.

Christi gave Nathaniel a stuffed mushroom.

Stuffed Mushroom by Skippy V. November 22, 2011

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Stuffed Mushroom

When you nut in her when she has a yeast infection.

Hey, don't yuck my yum, the stuffed mushroom has some really interesting friction to it.

Stuffed Mushroom by malkarivka May 21, 2020

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Kentucky Stuffed Mushroom

When you dip the tip of your dick in shit on a color palette and mushroom stamp your significant other.

Andy gave me a Kentucky Stuffed Mushroom during foreplay lastnight. Unfortunately he used my color palette.

Kentucky Stuffed Mushroom by The Bearsaurus January 13, 2017

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Alabama Stuffed Mushroom

The act of while having sex, stick a mushroom up your partners anus or vagina(your choice) then having sex with your partner in that area.

Sally was hungry for something new, so she had a Alabama Stuffed Mushroom with Tommy

Alabama Stuffed Mushroom by THE BIG MAN OF THE HOUSE March 2, 2010

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oklahoma stuffed mushroom

When someone stuffs a juul in their penis and someone else rips it

When someone asks if they can rip your juul so you stuff it in your peen hole and tell them to rip it out of that, this called an Oklahoma Stuffed Mushroom

oklahoma stuffed mushroom by Ilikeitfast69 November 25, 2020

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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