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stronghold 

To grasp something abnormally tight until it either explodes, turns blue,contains thins, is crushed or sues. Sometimes all four.
This is how all blind girls should hold their boyfriend's cocks whilst furiously trying to brush a spider off it, that he is damn sure is there.
1. Stifler was caught in a Lesbian Stronghold in Am Pie 2
2. The way Peter Parker has to hold his cock to do wee wees in that red wetsuit movie trilogy.
3. A place where hidden things are usually found.

SON: Dad, i;ve noticed that you have no testicles. explain.
DAD: They're in your Mother's Stronghold son.
SON: Her Handbag Dad?
DAD: Yup.

Stronghold and Chill 

Star Wars The Old Republic game's variant for Netflix and Chill. Except that strongholds are huge ass facilities that cost a lot of money, and you watch Netflix on the futuristic hologram. Sure to impress any woman.
Rich guy: Who wants to Stronghold and Chill?
Rest of SWTOR chat: me please

lesbian stronghold 

in a FPS game, a location which is easy to defend that several poor players camp at, and must be breached.
Let's go destroy their lesbian stronghold.
lesbian stronghold by brekko July 25, 2014

Flex Stronghold 

An act during anal intercourse where an otherwise loose anus is quickly tightened during orgasm.
"Oh, Jeremy Sword, I'm gonna show you why they call me FLEX STRONGHOLD *urk!*"
Flex Stronghold by Jeremy Sword April 19, 2009

stronghorn 

A man who is highly-regarded for bedroom skills with women.
"All the girls were comparing whose boyfriend was the better stronghorn"

"Karen didn't care about finding a rich man, as long as he was a real stronghorn"
stronghorn by RGates May 13, 2014

stronghorn 

A man who is very good at pleasing women sexually.
Emily was overjoyed that her new boyfriend turned out to be such a stronghorn.
stronghorn by TrueMeanings January 25, 2014

stronghorn 

1. Someone unusually talented in bringing women to orgasm.

2. A powerful, physical specimen.
3. A man who has slept with 50 or more women (although some sources equate the term stronghorn with simply being highly successful in bedding women).
1. After she had already come five times, Amy knew she had a real stronghorn in her bed.
2. All of his ex-girlfriends considered Charlie a real stronghorn.
3. Wilt Chamberlain is the king of stronghorns.
stronghorn by wordstudy foundation January 19, 2014
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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