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the hybrid word of "stoner stories". used to inform your audience that you will be telling them a stoner story.
"Dude, speaking of getting stoned. I have the most awesome stroney for you about your mama."
Stroney by t0dd! December 13, 2008
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Stoney Vibes 

are the emotional signals of being kinda STONED a person gives out to those around them with their body language and social interactions. 🔥 STONEY VIBES MAN 💨✌️
🔥 Dr.Dre The Chronic and The Chronic 2001 have a Stoney Vibes feel to it!
🔥 I love the Stoney Vibes feel when I walk into a dispensary.
Stoney Vibes by ClassicRonnie June 3, 2019

Stoney Vibes Man 

A saying meaning that I’m kinda STONED at the moment and want to pass the MELLOW STONEY VIBES on man..✌️
🔥 Stoney Vibes Man🔥
As you pass a JOINT BONG PIPE VAPE PEN whatever else your using to consume your CANNABIS you say Stoney Vibes Man!

(After a good smoking sesh)
I’m gonna head out! Stoney Vibes Man!

(Running into another stoner)
What’s up? Stoney Vibes Man!

(Post on social media anything STONER related)
🔥 Stoney Vibes Man 🔥
Stoney Vibes Man by ClassicRonnie February 17, 2019

Stoney Love

it’s an experience and expression while being kinda STONED from consuming
CANNABIS that everyone can understand, regardless of who they are, what language they speak or where they live in the universe man..
🔥Stoney LOVE Man💨
🔥 After toking a couple bowls I felt like spreading positive STONEY LOVE Peace Man.
🔥 Stoney Love and Dank Vibes
Stoney Love by ClassicRonnie June 13, 2019

Stoney Jones 

Hitting a spectacular golf shot from a considerable distance away. A combination of knocking one "stone dead". And paying tribute to legendary golfer Bobby Jones.
When John hit that 3 iron in from 210 yards out for double eagle, we all yelled," Stoney Jones!". And drank a shot.
Stoney Jones by jdub31979 January 11, 2012
A stronly is a pool noodle. The origins of stronly began to appear in early February of 2018. Stronlys originally were seen as nothing more than a pool noodle, but in as little as a week stronlys had developed their own language: stranguage. Things such as stronly rituals started popping up nearly immediately. In some areas of Florida, stronlys are even becoming people's significant others to the extent of taking them to prom. In Illinois, stronlys have been seen as pets, for example, being walked on a leash in neighborhoods. Stronlys are even being used in political protests. To some, stronlys are memes; but to others, they aren't just noodles, they are family.
"Woah dude, nice stronly!"
"Hah thanks bro, finna experience high tide with this noodle."
stronly by massivesushi May 23, 2018
A state of mind which occurs after consuming enough CANNABIS to be kinda STONED feeling MELLOW and LAID-BACK 🔥💨
🔥 After taking a couple of hits of that joint I was starting to feel STONEY
🔥 Toked a small bowl and now I'm feeling STONEY
Stoney by ClassicRonnie June 3, 2019
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