Steasel 

To deliberately put down a friend in front of a girl in order to make yourself look better.

The act of weaseling your way into a situation using the lowest means of sabotage possible. Examples include unnecessary guilt trips and the belittling of friends in order to accomplish selfish motives.

Sam steaseled David at the dinner table when he called David a rude and selfish asshole for not inviting the ladies at the table to serve themselves food first. Consequently, Sam looked like a gentleman, while David looked rude. Therefore, David just got steaseled by Sam.

Adam steaseled his way into the girls bedroom by humiliating his friend.

The steasel Jordan pulled on me made it so that I could never have sex with that girl again.

Tom steaseled his way into a party he was not invited to, taking the place of a friend that would have been invited otherwise.

Steasel by that raza daza November 28, 2010

La Yohda Stasella 

The best way to close an email.

Does not really mean anything but it sounds cool.

In reference to La Jodasoh Steana and El Psy Kongroo, it was featured in Steins;Gate 0.

Used primarily by weebs to let each other know they are weebs in the must subtle way, in the most professional settings.

Hi Paul,

The report #14 for project Z is attached in this email.

Have a great day.

La Yohda Stasella,

Christian K.

La Yohda Stasella by Tsukuyomi_Z November 2, 2020

Streasel

To strategically weasel. The act of shirking responsibility for ones actions while simultanesouly appearing cool and in control. To red herring with mal intent. Commonly used in corproate settings.

"Man, Jerry sure streaseled his way to the top with that new promotion. I don't know what that guy does all day long except throw people under the bus."

Streasel by Snuggs O'Dade May 16, 2008

Stease 

One's personal touch, funk or flavor. Combination of style and ease. That which comes naturally and sets one apart from all the suckas of the word.

The DJ put his Stease all up in the remix.

Stease by K. Washington July 25, 2016

Sneasel

Combining the word snake and weasel to produces the ugliest, ratiest, fakiest, liar that your will ever meet in your entire life or if you believe in that stuff lives.x

p1 :Dang that boy a sneasel.

p2: What you mean?
p1: I mean that he be talking made trash about you behind your back
p2: Dang!

Sneasel by King panter March 30, 2022

sleasel 

N. a person who is both sleazy and a weasel, ie. of low moral standards and possessing the tendency to get out of obligations and/or responsibilities.

Not only did he lie about stealing the money, but the spent the money on a hooker! What a sleasel!

sleasel by D. T. January 31, 2008

Smeasel 

One who is both smug and a weasel.

People of this ilk take great pleasure is possessing these characteristics because they are smug weasels.

Jaycob Mullingham Turner III of Chelmsford Chelmsfordshire is the only known living example of a Smeasel.

'That guy Jake has such and smug face and the personality of a weasel'

'Yeh, that's why they call him Smeasel'

Smeasel by Wickery January 16, 2014