streusel
streusel by r.u.fo.real February 24, 2009
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Streasel
To strategically weasel. The act of shirking responsibility for ones actions while simultanesouly appearing cool and in control. To red herring with mal intent. Commonly used in corproate settings.
"Man, Jerry sure streaseled his way to the top with that new promotion. I don't know what that guy does all day long except throw people under the bus."
Streasel by Snuggs O'Dade May 16, 2008
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Struesel by Joel Straffenbergman October 28, 2009
Streasel
To strategically weasel. The act of shirking repsonsiblity for one's actions while simultanesouly appearing cool and in control. To red herring with mal intent. Used especially in corporate settings.
"Man, he really streaseled his way to the top with his promotion. I don't know what he does all day except thro people under the bus."
Streasel by Snuggs O'Dade May 17, 2008
streudel juice
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streudel juice by Duncan Buchanan September 26, 2006
Stressel
A stressel is a vessel into which you can deposit or relieve yourself of stress.
This could often be a person, for example a friend or confidante, who absorbs your stress when they listen to you go on and on about work or something.
Alternatively a stressel could be a literal vessel, such as the pint of beer you eventually drop that guy's mobile into after it's been ringing incessantly for the last half an hour. Try it. It's fun.
This could often be a person, for example a friend or confidante, who absorbs your stress when they listen to you go on and on about work or something.
Alternatively a stressel could be a literal vessel, such as the pint of beer you eventually drop that guy's mobile into after it's been ringing incessantly for the last half an hour. Try it. It's fun.
I'm pissed off with just being your stressel, bruce. I have my own problems too.(Possible neighbours usage)
"Who's been using the bird-bath as a stressel again?" Said Giles as he fished yet another cowbell out. (Possible Emmerdale usage)
"Pass me that stressel, I need to be sick." (Possible Sex and the City usage.)
"Who's been using the bird-bath as a stressel again?" Said Giles as he fished yet another cowbell out. (Possible Emmerdale usage)
"Pass me that stressel, I need to be sick." (Possible Sex and the City usage.)
Stressel by Paddymelon October 17, 2010
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