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To strategically weasel. The act of shirking responsibility for ones actions while simultanesouly appearing cool and in control. To red herring with mal intent. Commonly used in corproate settings.
"Man, Jerry sure streaseled his way to the top with that new promotion. I don't know what that guy does all day long except throw people under the bus."
Streasel by Snuggs O'Dade May 16, 2008
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Struesel 

A word to describe a cute thing.
My puppy is such a struesel.
Struesel by Joel Straffenbergman October 28, 2009
To strategically weasel. The act of shirking repsonsiblity for one's actions while simultanesouly appearing cool and in control. To red herring with mal intent. Used especially in corporate settings.
"Man, he really streaseled his way to the top with his promotion. I don't know what he does all day except thro people under the bus."
Streasel by Snuggs O'Dade May 17, 2008

streudel juice 

Another name for semen, cum or love juice. Commonly used in a derogatory manner. Attributed to the Adelaide Funk band PORNLAND.
"I left my streudel juice all over your mum's face" or "I want to drink your streudel juice"
streudel juice by Duncan Buchanan September 26, 2006

Stressel 

A stressel is a vessel into which you can deposit or relieve yourself of stress.

This could often be a person, for example a friend or confidante, who absorbs your stress when they listen to you go on and on about work or something.

Alternatively a stressel could be a literal vessel, such as the pint of beer you eventually drop that guy's mobile into after it's been ringing incessantly for the last half an hour. Try it. It's fun.
I'm pissed off with just being your stressel, bruce. I have my own problems too.(Possible neighbours usage)

"Who's been using the bird-bath as a stressel again?" Said Giles as he fished yet another cowbell out. (Possible Emmerdale usage)

"Pass me that stressel, I need to be sick." (Possible Sex and the City usage.)
Stressel by Paddymelon October 17, 2010

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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