strawberry smoothie 

Another word for va-jay-jay, as heard on "Impractical Jokers."

Joseph: "So, when I get home to my wife, I like to play around with her strawberry smoothie."

strawberry smoothie by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017

Strawberry Smoothie 

When you cum in a girl on her period then continue fucking to mix it up. Then proceed to let the girl squat over your mouth and queef the pink liquid into your mouth.

My cousin made me a tasty ass strawberry smoothie this Christmas

Strawberry Smoothie by ThaPussayDestroyer February 4, 2020

Strawberry Smoothie 

The mixture of semen and menstrual blood during sexual intercourse.

Leah and I were having sex last night and just after I ejaculated we noticed that there was a strawberry smoothie in between us.

Strawberry Smoothie by Laenadhreww January 17, 2009

strawberry smoothie 

1. The act of placing wet, engorged, strawberries between two sexual participants directly before orgasm.

2. The act when one male, alone in his room and incredible horny, shoves his genitalia into overripe strawberries in hopes of sexual satifaction.

1. Alex and Emmy did the strawberry smoothie last night.

2. Shaun, having been rejected by his girlfriend, Pargret Mrogin, sought to complete the strawberry smoothie in hope of relieving his blue balls.

strawberry smoothie by TheSex_Corner June 17, 2009

Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie 

When a man has anal sex with a woman and then ejaculates in a her vagina during her menstrual cycle.
The combination of fecal matter, semen and blood from the menstrual cycle creates the ultimate Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie.

Andrew: Hey, what's your favorite smoothie of all time?
Alex: I like strawberry smoothies. Whats yours?
Andrew: It would have to be the CHOC CHIP STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE

Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie by Stretche July 17, 2016

low fat strawberry smoothie 

The drink of health food freaks who desire to be semi-normal with their eating patterns.

Delicious and nutritious. Usually made with a type of low fat vanilla yogurt and some real strawberries, not that fake juice stuff.

Bob: What are you having?
Stacey: A low fat strawberry smoothie and you?
Bob: A smoothie.

low fat strawberry smoothie by musicallyfit848 May 30, 2009

Strawberry Coconut Smoothie 

When a male masturbates to much to the point where either a blood vessel pops or some vein in the testicles over inflamed and so then when the male ejaculates his cum is mixed with blood. When this happens there is but no to little pain in the scrotum.

I've been jerking off for two years straight and almost everynight and one night I had a Strwberry Coconut Smoothie... Or I jerked off six times in one day and I cumed a Strawberry Coconut Smoothie.

Strawberry Coconut Smoothie by Jackinbaby June 15, 2011