Spending too much time on the toilet trying to get trivial poo to drop off your ass, when in reality it could be easily wiped off. A major cause of 30 minute craps.

"Dude! Get off the pot, stop stressin' the dingle!"

stressin' the dingle by Bearded March 6, 2008

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Stressing Steve Syndrome

The act of being stressed out to the point that you think you might actually die. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, shortness of breath aka hyperventilation, numbness of hands and feet, jumping out of moving vehicles so you can pace back and forth, slurring profanities for over an hour, stopping at circle K to buy Fadorade, etc.

Random Guy 1:OMG OMG i think i am going to die.
Davis: What could be wrong??
Random Guy 1: I have so much work right now! Fuck! I think i am going to die.
Davis: No its okay! you just have Stressing Steve Syndrome!

Stressing Steve Syndrome by MCleary November 17, 2009

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stressin

getting all hyped up over stupid shit, or worrying about things you shouldnt be worrying about.

man, me and my girl just broke up, im hella stressin!

stressin by killacal. September 14, 2009

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strabisnips

A combination of the words strabismus (lazy eye) and nipple. Strabisnips is a variation of the geographic presence of the nipple upon the female breast which results in the nipples projecting in opposed axes.

Taylor: “Did you see that stripper’s nipples? They were pointing in different directions!”
Komron: “Yeah, I specifically requested a stripper with strabisnips!”

strabisnips by Big Dusty Vagina March 13, 2023

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