Strassini 

A tale of All-American failure.

To be exposed as a fraud.

The guy is a Strassini.
He was exposed to be a Strassini

Strassini by nWo4life May 23, 2013

Straussing 

The act of dating someone who is much younger, usually the person is under the age of 18.

"dude, Kevin is dating a 16 year old! He's 20!! He's totally straussing!!!

Straussing by Advil750 May 11, 2011

straining the greens 

to take a piss, to urinate, take a leek, pass water.

Son, " im straining the greens"
Father, " you dirty bastard"

straining the greens by Cyaninternetdog February 14, 2007

stressin' the dingle 

Spending too much time on the toilet trying to get trivial poo to drop off your ass, when in reality it could be easily wiped off. A major cause of 30 minute craps.

"Dude! Get off the pot, stop stressin' the dingle!"

stressin' the dingle by Bearded March 6, 2008

Stressing Steve Syndrome 

The act of being stressed out to the point that you think you might actually die. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, shortness of breath aka hyperventilation, numbness of hands and feet, jumping out of moving vehicles so you can pace back and forth, slurring profanities for over an hour, stopping at circle K to buy Fadorade, etc.

Random Guy 1:OMG OMG i think i am going to die.
Davis: What could be wrong??
Random Guy 1: I have so much work right now! Fuck! I think i am going to die.
Davis: No its okay! you just have Stressing Steve Syndrome!

Stressing Steve Syndrome by MCleary November 17, 2009

stressin 

getting all hyped up over stupid shit, or worrying about things you shouldnt be worrying about.

man, me and my girl just broke up, im hella stressin!

stressin by killacal. September 14, 2009

strabisnips 

A combination of the words strabismus (lazy eye) and nipple. Strabisnips is a variation of the geographic presence of the nipple upon the female breast which results in the nipples projecting in opposed axes.

Taylor: “Did you see that stripper’s nipples? They were pointing in different directions!”
Komron: “Yeah, I specifically requested a stripper with strabisnips!”

strabisnips by Big Dusty Vagina March 13, 2023