Strashen is someone who will do anything for love. He is highly motivated and plans everything to a T. Most people never see him in his most vulnerable, so if you do cherish it. Never say not to do anything to him because he'll go right and do it anyway. Strashen will make you feel like you are worth the world
"hey, did you talk to Strashen last night?"
"yeah!"
"wow he never lets people do that!"
Both a verb and a noun. To be a Strashun is to be completely repulsive and unpleasant to be around. No one wants to be or be around a Strashun. Strashuns are unwanted leaches who ruin the mood at any party or gathering. To get Strashuned is when a group of peoplewill deliberately avoid making contact with you at all cost.
"Everyone invited the team out for pizza except me. I just got Strashuned"
"He's such a filthy Strashun. I don't know why anyone thinks we're friends with him or at the even not hate him"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.