stashenger 

A passenger in a car who is only there to hide your drugs in the event of a police encounter

"Oh no we're getting pulled over. Hide my dope, dude, that's what stashengers are for."

stashenger by The Oxbow May 5, 2018

Smashenger 

A companion that is both smashed and a passenger in the car. Typically turns up the radio, wants to stop at every fast food restaurant, forces the windows to be locked by someone else and absolutely refuses to cooperate with a sober driver that is doing evryone in the car a favor.

Yo Ricky, we're not turning up the radio, and we're not stopping for food, and I locked the windows because you told that cop to 'suck your dick'. Your being a smashenger and I don't appreciate it.

Smashenger by judur February 15, 2014

Stasheimer's 

(noun) An acute or chronic condition symptomized by the inability to recall the location of one's stash.

Larry: How was that Northern Lights blunt I gave you for your birthday?

Michael (sheepishly): I know it's here somewhere ...but I can't find it. Maybe Carol threw it out.

Larry: You IDIOT! You've got Stasheimer's!

Stasheimer's by madmike001 December 22, 2009

smashinger

more smashing than the previous.

Sure, that powerpoint slide is smashing, but it would be smashinger on the smartboard.
(Mr. Fischer)

smashinger by chrisgo May 18, 2004