Straluose 

A term used for a person in the military, who is quick to anger. Their position does not matter, whether they are a high-ranked general or from the JROTC, as long as they are part of a military organization.

Person 1: "I don't think people from the JROTC deserve as much respect as actual war veterans"
Person 2: "I DESERVE AS MUCH RESPECT AS A MILITARY VETERAN"
Person 1: "Considering you're just part of the JROTC, you're acting very straluose"

Straluose by anonymous January 28, 2024

Straussed

When a barely legal person of the male persuasion tries to pick up chicks using information from the PUA bible "The Game" by Neil Strauss. Tactics include going up to random women on the street and asking them bizarre questions to try to start a conversation. Proponents of Straussing fail to realize that book came out before they hit puberty and is no longer original.

18 year old boy (usually wearing a hat): "Hey can I ask you a question? Do you think music was better in the 90s or the 2000s?"

Me: "Am I getting Straussed?"

Straussed by baloola June 19, 2014

straussed

"getting a nut" from an incoherent passed out chick.
getting a nut = getting laid.

"The girl had five shots of everclear and got Straussed in the alley."

"Don't drink too much tonight, you might get Straussed"

straussed by 9B October 30, 2007

Strausse 

A very ugly Austrian Ostrich. Often combined with höse. Turning it into a man wearing Ugly Austrian Brand Ostrich Pants.

Look at Chris he's such a Strausse.

Strausse by Jasuzo November 17, 2021

Strauser snauser 

The art of getting tons of ass

This kid is a strauser snauser

Strauser snauser by Sam Paci April 27, 2017

straimosexual

A straimosexual man is a man who publicly identifies as being heterosexual (straight) rather than bisexual (bi / bicurious) but who also engages sexually with other straight men, gay men (open and closeted) and bisexual men. He os an example of a man who has sex with other men (MSM). He enjoys both heterosexual privilege as well as gay (male same sex) sexual and erotic pleasure.

A: He isn’t gay or bi, he’s straimosexual and likes sexual experiences with men while at the same time identifying as straight or heterosexual.
B: You means that he’s ‘heteroflexible’? Or ‘mostly straight’?
A: Yup

straimosexual by I am not me October 31, 2018

Strausserie 

An extremely vile liquid excreted, normally not purposely, from the anal region. Smells awful, looks unpleasant, and is extremely harmful if schleitered. Strauss for short.

I was trying to fart, but suddenly i felt a warm liquid flowing down the back of my leg. I concluded that this liquid could be nothing else but the infamous strausserie.

Strausserie by zach licht-Evrgrn. St. College August 24, 2008