Straight person -itis

To be straight. It is a mental illness that makes u gay

U have Straight person -itis

Straight person -itis by Zomber2222 October 30, 2017

straight person 

the *gags* worst *gags* type *gags* of *gags* person.

ewwwwww Jason is *gags* a straight person.

straight person by loberbisk October 28, 2020

Straight person 

A nasty creature that everyone should stay away from.

Oh you’re a straight person? Stay away from me you contagious rat.

Straight person by F4gwithnoname February 24, 2021

Beat a Straight Person Day 

On any November 10th, it is National "Beat a Straight Person Day". For the entire day, it is legal for you to beat ANY straight people you come across!

LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's finally that special day!
Straight Person 1: What day is it?
Straight Person 2: Hm?
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's National "Beat a Straight Person Day"!

An army of LGBTQ+ Members trample over and beat the group of straights

Beat a Straight Person Day by OceanRequiem December 10, 2021

valid straight person

A term used by the LGBTQ community (primarily gays and bis) to describe cis het people that aren’t stereotypically straight.

These people tend to be allies and very supportive and kind towards members of the community. They are also probably funny and easygoing when it comes to jokes about being straight.

Girl 1: Is Harry Styles straight?
Girl 2: I think so, but even if he is, he’s definitely a valid straight person.
Girl 1: Oh yeah for sure.

valid straight person by c00chieman69 October 2, 2020