straiggot 

the heterosexual form of the word "faggot" that applies to loathsome straight people, created to counteract the demeaning and derogatory nature of the word "faggot" because if you're gonna dis gays by using "faggot", then straights deserve to receive the same amount of disrespect, used to offend/excoriate others

god, he's such a straiggot, i can't stand that asshole!

straiggot by SugrrKube October 14, 2005

Straiggot 

A man who seeks to engage in a platonic relationship with another man simply just for the sharing of bills and friendship.

Fady is tired of dating woman . He now identifies as a straiggot.

Straiggot by M.R Lewis March 15, 2023

copenhagen straight 

Only the most round-house kicking, terrorist killing, freedom-loving dip there is. Made from all-natural American tobacco with a flavor that tastes like liberty.

Friend: "Got a lip of Skoal Cherry I can throw in?"

"Do you want to burn an American flag too you pussy? I dip Copenhagen Straight!"

copenhagen straight by DipShpit December 29, 2014

pissing straight mustard 

When you’re extremely dehydrated and your pee is a dark yellow

Bruhhh I got pretty crunk last night and now I’m pissing straight mustard

pissing straight mustard by potatoman501 November 17, 2019

Straightenin’ 

The process of getting straight, getting right.

Go grab the stick; we got some straightenin’ to do.

Straightenin’ by Hungrydon157 May 19, 2021

Straight home 

A statement one makes when they are about to leave the office, creating the image that they are being well behaved, but the more 'educated' colleagues know full well that person will be down the boozer until close.

Matt: Big plans this evening Mike?

Mike: No mate, straight home taking it easy tonight

{2 a.m down the Sea Horse}
Matt: Thought you were going straight home this evening?

Mike: grow up Matt, do you know they do a pizza and a pint for £10 - that's dinner sorted .

Straight home by ubei November 9, 2018

Alt-Straight 

A man only attracted to a feminine physique and appearance, penis or no penis. (e.g. If you are aroused by a feminine body with a dick, but not a masculine body, then you're Alt-Straight. People who are attracted to a masculine and feminine body are bisexual, not Alt-Straight. )

A man attracted to cis-women, trans-women with penises, and very passable crossdressers. But not masculine cis-men or trans-men.

"I like my women to have a dick, I'm Alt-Straight."

"I love sucking on my girlfriend's dick, I'm Alt-Straight."

"No, I'm not bisexual. I'm Alt-Straight."

"I'm off to Thailand to find a ladyboy wife, I'm Alt-Straight."

"I don't care what they have between their legs, as long as they have a feminine body, because I'm Alt Straight."

Alt-Straight by BatmanIsAlive January 5, 2019