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Straigot

When the community you live in has a backward sense of the word Gay, where in context, gay means straight and straight means gay. For instance, instead of someone being a gay faggot, they would be a straight faggot, thus Straigot.
L: "Hey dude, wanna make out?"
J: "No dude sick, you're such a straigot."
by Tryndaqueer September 7, 2011
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Straightforward shooting weekend

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.
Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!
by DukeOfYork November 21, 2019
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copenhagen straight

Only the most round-house kicking, terrorist killing, freedom-loving dip there is. Made from all-natural American tobacco with a flavor that tastes like liberty.
Friend: "Got a lip of Skoal Cherry I can throw in?"

"Do you want to burn an American flag too you pussy? I dip Copenhagen Straight!"
by DipShpit December 29, 2014
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pissing straight mustard

When you’re extremely dehydrated and your pee is a dark yellow
Bruhhh I got pretty crunk last night and now I’m pissing straight mustard
by potatoman501 November 17, 2019
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Straightenin’

Go grab the stick; we got some straightenin’ to do.
by Hungrydon157 May 19, 2021
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Straight home

A statement one makes when they are about to leave the office, creating the image that they are being well behaved, but the more 'educated' colleagues know full well that person will be down the boozer until close.
Matt: Big plans this evening Mike?

Mike: No mate, straight home taking it easy tonight

{2 a.m down the Sea Horse}
Matt: Thought you were going straight home this evening?

Mike: grow up Matt, do you know they do a pizza and a pint for £10 - that's dinner sorted .
by ubei November 9, 2018
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Alt-Straight

A man only attracted to a feminine physique and appearance, penis or no penis. (e.g. If you are aroused by a feminine body with a dick, but not a masculine body, then you're Alt-Straight. People who are attracted to a masculine and feminine body are bisexual, not Alt-Straight. )

A man attracted to cis-women, trans-women with penises, and very passable crossdressers. But not masculine cis-men or trans-men.
"I like my women to have a dick, I'm Alt-Straight."

"I love sucking on my girlfriend's dick, I'm Alt-Straight."

"No, I'm not bisexual. I'm Alt-Straight."

"I'm off to Thailand to find a ladyboy wife, I'm Alt-Straight."

"I don't care what they have between their legs, as long as they have a feminine body, because I'm Alt Straight."
by BatmanIsAlive January 5, 2019
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