straggotsexual

An unlucky person who is unfortunately attracted straight, homophobic people who have nothing to do witht their lives other than try to insult the LGBTQ community.

It's a shame that Maria is straggotsexual, her life is ruined.

Oh you're straggotsexual? I'm so sorry, I hope you could escape this nightmare, I'll hope for you.

straggotsexual by why_die_when_you_can_kill January 8, 2021

straightsexual

A person who is straight. Another term for heterosexual when you can't think of the first bit

I'm a man who likes women, therefore I'm a straightsexual

straightsexual by Shaun Walker April 3, 2008

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Related Words

straggotsexual • straightsexual • straightsexuall

straightsexuall

someone who is straight as a beanpole, and is sexist.

Friend: Hey dude, the new kid is straightsexuall
Other Friend: Wow, really?!

straightsexuall by Straightsexuall December 10, 2019

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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