straggotsexual 

An unlucky person who is unfortunately attracted straight, homophobic people who have nothing to do witht their lives other than try to insult the LGBTQ community.

It's a shame that Maria is straggotsexual, her life is ruined.

Oh you're straggotsexual? I'm so sorry, I hope you could escape this nightmare, I'll hope for you.

straggotsexual by why_die_when_you_can_kill January 8, 2021

straightsexual 

A person who is straight. Another term for heterosexual when you can't think of the first bit

I'm a man who likes women, therefore I'm a straightsexual

straightsexual by Shaun Walker April 3, 2008

straightsexuall 

someone who is straight as a beanpole, and is sexist.

Friend: Hey dude, the new kid is straightsexuall
Other Friend: Wow, really?!

straightsexuall by Straightsexuall December 10, 2019