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STOKED STEVE 

A state of happiness/excitement beyond just stoked. When heard shouting "Stoked Steve", people are immediately drawn to your voice, wondering one of two things: (1) you are high on a combination of methamphetamine and crack cocaine or (2) something wonderful in your life just happened. A feeling that many of us will experience just once in our lives, no better presentation of this emotion can be seen through the video of "Said Guy".

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5Scp_V9m8E
YEAAAHHHHH STOKED STEVE

Steve Allen Stoke 

Steve Allen, stoke on Trent. An old cancer riddled guy ~ prays on vulnerable young girls, violates, manipulates and controls females and their children. Has more diseases than the Potteries sewers.
Steve Allen Stoke, stay away.

cold rainy night in stoke 

If a football player cannot do it on a cold rainy night at stoke they’re not world class
Friend: messi is the best player in the world
Me: but can he do it on a cold rainy night in stoke

Stoke Tank 

A meter used to measure one's most important vitals – their stoke.
My dawgs and I were scooting on some birds along the beach trail listening to yacht rock when I saved a turtle from choking on a plastic straw. my stoke tank was frooothing.
Stoke Tank by HandsomeSolo November 30, 2019

John Stoke 

A person, male or female, that makes up stories about their life to make themselves sound more interesting or bad ass. Usually found when talking to others over the internet.
Bob: "I met another John Stoke on Xbox Live today."
Joe: "Was this one a green beret stationed in Germany too?"
John Stoke by Swebberz July 7, 2012

surf stoke 

The feeling you get when you know you're about to shred waves, & the feeling you get when you get home & know you shredded. Or when you have dreams about surfing before or after a day out on the water, & when you go to bed at night after a day of surfing & you still feel like you're riding your board
Man I dreamed I was surfing all last night!
"you've got surf stoke!!"
surf stoke by jcattillson October 13, 2011