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A storch in time saves nine 

A storch in time saves nine, is Morman slang for using protection.
"Honey, don't forget a storch in time saves nine."
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To Stornch something is a homosexual term for storing items inside each other's anus.
'What did you do with those Apples' 'Don't worry I Stornch them for us to eat later.'
Stornch by Allthemandoids July 31, 2020

StormChip 

The most awesome tree bark mans. He’s made a deal with Team Amino and now they fight crime together.
Wow! StormChip your so tree bark!
StormChip by Team Amino March 3, 2021

Stoichiometry 

In chemistry: The study of, and all things pertaining to, Satan himself.

..Also known as the ridiculous, unfathomably stupid topic in chemistry. The curious thing is that stoichiometry, being a science, actually involves no science at all, only math.
Class, today we will be learning about stoichiometry. In order to prepare I must mentally sacrifice all of you to Satan.
Stoichiometry by Alex DeMarz December 18, 2009

Stormchild 

#1 A person who is beautiful and calm but can be dangerous and destructive at the same time without warning.

#2 A person who has a smile on most times but is so sad and angry on the inside.
Tracy is a beautiful calm person but if she gets angry...you better be careful because she becomes a stormchild, no telling what she will do.

Tracy is always smiling but I know she carries so much pain and sadness inside especially after her brother past away. Shes a stormchild.
Stormchild by Tracy Denise June 17, 2018

storch cat

Storch cat is a racial slur based off of the term porch monkey. An updated version of this slur, it is highly offensive to African Americans.
Look at that storch cat on the corner, I believe that the difference in his skin color is what most contributes to his joblessness- not his socioeconomic condition.
storch cat by NoChanceMcChe February 22, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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