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A storch in time saves nine 

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A storch in time saves nine, is Morman slang for using protection.
"Honey, don't forget a storch in time saves nine."
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Stornch 

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To Stornch something is a homosexual term for storing items inside each other's anus.
'What did you do with those Apples' 'Don't worry I Stornch them for us to eat later.'
Stornch by Allthemandoids July 31, 2020

StormChip 

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The most awesome tree bark mans. He’s made a deal with Team Amino and now they fight crime together.
Wow! StormChip your so tree bark!
StormChip by Team Amino March 3, 2021

Stoichiometry 

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In chemistry: The study of, and all things pertaining to, Satan himself.

..Also known as the ridiculous, unfathomably stupid topic in chemistry. The curious thing is that stoichiometry, being a science, actually involves no science at all, only math.
Class, today we will be learning about stoichiometry. In order to prepare I must mentally sacrifice all of you to Satan.
Stoichiometry by Alex DeMarz December 18, 2009

Stormchild 

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#1 A person who is beautiful and calm but can be dangerous and destructive at the same time without warning.

#2 A person who has a smile on most times but is so sad and angry on the inside.
Tracy is a beautiful calm person but if she gets angry...you better be careful because she becomes a stormchild, no telling what she will do.

Tracy is always smiling but I know she carries so much pain and sadness inside especially after her brother past away. Shes a stormchild.
Stormchild by Tracy Denise June 17, 2018

storch cat

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Storch cat is a racial slur based off of the term porch monkey. An updated version of this slur, it is highly offensive to African Americans.
Look at that storch cat on the corner, I believe that the difference in his skin color is what most contributes to his joblessness- not his socioeconomic condition.
storch cat by NoChanceMcChe February 22, 2011
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026
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