stoneman 

Another way to say stoner.

Chris: "Want some weed?"
Dan: "I didn't know you were a stoneman."

stoneman by DannyK June 7, 2005

stoneman 

Any person of extreme lethargy

The guy was as lazy as Stoneman

stoneman by Anonymous March 20, 2003

STONEMAN the Moai 

The Talking Moai From the Youtube channel MichaelTheMicrowave

Guy1 Hey dude do you like “STONEMAN the moai?”
Guy2 yeah! MichaelTheMicrowave is my favorite YouTube channel!

STONEMAN the Moai by Isaac Pringleton February 25, 2024

Marjory stoneman douglas high 

A garbage filled highschool with incompetant teachers who assign too much homework, rich blonde bimbo bitches who sleep with everyone's boyfriend and a whole lot of weed.
aka: douglas, stoneman douglas, msd

guy 1: UGH I just found out i'm going to marjory stoneman douglas high next year
guy 2: Here's a gun, just kill yourself now

Marjory stoneman douglas high by Jessicaisrad June 14, 2008

Marjory Stoneman Douglas 

a school full of weird emo kids, furries, druggies, and white sga whores. bitches name zoey and shit like that be hoing around your boyfriend when in reality she and her friends are the ugliest bitches. these ugly idiotic bimbos will steal your man because they have 1 thousand followers.

friend: “i go to marjory stoneman douglas”
me: “i keep you in my prayers”

Marjory Stoneman Douglas by xoxoasianbitch November 22, 2019

owen stoneman 

A fat bastardly lizard prick that eats more kfc than Godzilla

The local kfc tan put of chicken must of had an Owen stoneman

owen stoneman by power playa November 23, 2017

Ryan Stoneman

Ryan is a cool guy but has a twisted side. Reeks of bud and preys on insecurities. Unlike his name he isn't much of a rock and can be quite flimsy.

Errrr don't do a Ryan stoneman

Ryan Stoneman by Djdonk November 23, 2021