Stooldini

A turd that mysteriously disappears in the toilet bowl before flushing and then reappears for a victory lap after flushing

Little Billy estimated the stooldini at nearly a foot as it emerged from the queens throat 360d and returned

by Dredgfish May 3, 2010

Stoolinger

A tool used to move stacks of milk crates in an orderly fashion to prevent stacks from falling in the grocery industry.

The dairy manager used the Stoolinger to move the heavy crates into the milk box with ease.

by King Frozen May 27, 2020

Stooling

The act of thinking while taking a dump.

I have some of my best ideas while stooling..

by StudyBuddies November 22, 2011

smoodini

When a guy ditches his mates for a chick

Your mate gets a bit of smoo' n does the smoodini and vanishes

by leroy carvin April 5, 2008

Stooling

Just like a security guard sitting on a stool, the act of waiting around in case shit goes down.

"Slow down, there's a cop stooling up ahead."

by D-Funk 777 January 3, 2012

Stooling

To defecate on an automobile

He needs a stooling after taking the Zombie Fuds job

by TheNobz December 9, 2017

stooling

The act of pretending to sit on a stool without anything to support you.

A true stooling lies somewhere between a squat, and standing fully erect with your hands flat on top of your thighs. Trying to get as close to 90 degree angles as possible.

Sometimes done against a wall, or in front of a monument out of respect.

I was stooling last night out the front of Rob's house, here's the picture

Check out my awesome stool!

Do you want to go stooling together?

by TheDirtyDoctor June 14, 2011