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Stoofd

Stoofd, verb, to mess up, big time
to do something terribly or to fail when trying to impress someone. usually said in a drepressed way.
person 1: damn i misspelled depressed in my definition
person 2: you stoofd
person 1: stfu.

person 1:i stoofd this badly
by kingfroggy August 15, 2007
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Stoof

Noun
A term localized in Sparta New Jersey and nowhere else, referring to an electronic cigarette
Boy 1: “I’m just gonna rip a stoof , and hope the staff doesn’t catch me.”
Boy 2: “Did you just stoof on my fuckin leg? “

Boy A: “Oh no. It’s the super stoofers.”
by LustMage May 28, 2018
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Stood Up

As in "To get stood up" or "To be stood up"
To have gone on a date, except to find that you've been left by yourself because your date never showed up.
1. I had a date with a really hot girl last week, but she stood me up after realizing she was way too good for me.

2. My sister got stood up by a jerk last night after going to the restaurant and she had to eat dinner all by herself. She's never going to see that jerk again!

3. I was really looking forward to my date last night with Jenn. I even made the effort to cook a four-course dinner and light candles in the dining room. But sadly, I got stood up and all my effort was in vain.

4. If you're stood up by a woman, that might be a sign that she just isn't interested in you.
by mrpaul1112 December 28, 2005
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Stoodis

Native Slang is short for "Let's do this"
Girl: Stoodis mom is waiting.
Guy: Ok skoden.
by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022
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And the Bus Driver Stood Up and Started Clapping

The phrase that originally came from poland. It is supposed to signalise disbelief in someone's story that supposedly happened in real life.
-So yesterday, I was with my niece at the shopping mall. There was a woman screaming at the cashier. Then, my niece walked to her and gently asked her to calm down!
-Yeah, and the bus driver stood up and started clapping.
by FIRC August 11, 2014
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pre-stood up

When your friends forget to tell you about an event or party and then ask you why you didn't show up. You're stood up before you even get a chance to stand them up.
John C: Where were you on Monday?
Jen: What are you talking about?
John C: I thought you were going to come hang out with us.
Jen: You bastard you totally pre-stood up me.
by soggywhitebread July 30, 2009
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stood up

When someone you have previously made plans with does not show-up, leaving you utterly alone; often on a date.
"I had a date with Mark, but I got stood up by that asshole!"
by charlie-d December 28, 2005
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