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mashing the words " let's do this"
Kent: Jay, are you ready ta smack that fanny?
Jason: stoodis
Stoodis by Maxson June 25, 2008
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When a male student pulls his dick out in class in unbeknownst and twist the tip.
Stoodis den
Stoodis by SlayerOfTheCooch69 December 10, 2021

Stoolish 

Feculent, likened to the consistency, texture, color, odor of fecal material.
She's still draining something that is stoolish. -Doc in ICU
Stoolish by Dr. RR November 25, 2015
"look at that fucking window licking spastic"
"oooh man that was stoopish"
Stoopish by Liam January 12, 2004
Aleshia, you are stoopis
stoopis by Aleshiagay October 19, 2019
Absolutely dumb, a full blown clown of sorts, synonymous with “stupid” or “retard”
*someone does something incredibly unintelligent*
“THIS MAN ACTIN A STOOKIS”
Stookis by antovg October 18, 2019
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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