stonk on

Refering to an insanely erect male penis!!

I had an absolute stonk on!! It was uncontrolable!!

by Genoa II December 24, 2007

Stonk On

An insanely hard morning wood that won't go down

Sharpie - "Oi wid I had a right stonk on this morning"

Wid- "Nah that's a walnut no wonder she won't put out"

by Sharpie&Wid February 26, 2018

stonk on

A hard on or stiffy.

“Got a right stonk on now!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 30, 2025

stank on my hang-low

To have sexual intercourse with a woman resulting in the penis smelling like a can of tuna.

Where's Stan?
He left with that chick to get some stank on his hang-low

by Grouch April 19, 2004

stank on the hang down

to have the smell of, or vaginal secretions... upon your penis

Dude, Im goin to town and gittin me some stank on the old hang down!

by phildo macrackin February 27, 2003

put some stank on it

(phrase), (sl) - Phrase meaning to add a personal flare, or special ability to any given task or action. As in throwing an especially fast fast-ball, or making a difficult billiards shot. This can be applied to almost anything where talent is a factor in achieving the desired result.

I've never seen such a shot pulled off under those conditions! He really put some stank on it that time!

by Haywood Jablomy 2 December 28, 2017

Stank on the plank

Sticking your weiner in a dirty pussy because your sexual needs out weigh your common sense.

April's pussy was so stanky but I was really horny. I needed to get some stank on the plank

by Process idiot November 21, 2022