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stonk on 

Refering to an insanely erect male penis!!
I had an absolute stonk on!! It was uncontrolable!!
stonk on by Genoa II December 24, 2007
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Stonk On 

An insanely hard morning wood that won't go down
Sharpie - "Oi wid I had a right stonk on this morning"

Wid- "Nah that's a walnut no wonder she won't put out"
Stonk On by Sharpie&Wid February 26, 2018

stonk on 

Got a right stonk on now!”
stonk on by AwesomeGuy898 June 30, 2025

stank on my hang-low 

To have sexual intercourse with a woman resulting in the penis smelling like a can of tuna.
Where's Stan?
He left with that chick to get some stank on his hang-low
stank on my hang-low by Grouch April 19, 2004

stank on the hang down 

to have the smell of, or vaginal secretions... upon your penis
Dude, Im goin to town and gittin me some stank on the old hang down!

put some stank on it 

(phrase), (sl) - Phrase meaning to add a personal flare, or special ability to any given task or action. As in throwing an especially fast fast-ball, or making a difficult billiards shot. This can be applied to almost anything where talent is a factor in achieving the desired result.
I've never seen such a shot pulled off under those conditions! He really put some stank on it that time!

Stank on the plank

Sticking your weiner in a dirty pussy because your sexual needs out weigh your common sense.
April's pussy was so stanky but I was really horny. I needed to get some stank on the plank
Stank on the plank by Process idiot November 21, 2022
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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