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Stonk On 

An insanely hard morning wood that won't go down
Sharpie - "Oi wid I had a right stonk on this morning"

Wid- "Nah that's a walnut no wonder she won't put out"
Stonk On by Sharpie&Wid February 26, 2018

stonk on 

“Got a right stonk on now!”
stonk on by AwesomeGuy898 June 30, 2025

stank on my hang-low 

To have sexual intercourse with a woman resulting in the penis smelling like a can of tuna.
Where's Stan?
He left with that chick to get some stank on his hang-low
stank on my hang-low by Grouch April 19, 2004

stank on the hang down 

to have the smell of, or vaginal secretions... upon your penis
Dude, Im goin to town and gittin me some stank on the old hang down!

put some stank on it 

(phrase), (sl) - Phrase meaning to add a personal flare, or special ability to any given task or action. As in throwing an especially fast fast-ball, or making a difficult billiards shot. This can be applied to almost anything where talent is a factor in achieving the desired result.
I've never seen such a shot pulled off under those conditions! He really put some stank on it that time!

Stank on the plank

Sticking your weiner in a dirty pussy because your sexual needs out weigh your common sense.
April's pussy was so stanky but I was really horny. I needed to get some stank on the plank
Stank on the plank by Process idiot November 21, 2022
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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