Stoney Creek Highschool

Stoney Creek Highschool, is a school know for its crackhead students. Hence the name, 'Stoner Crack High school'. Its in a nice part of Rochester Michigan, where the traffic is insane, but at least you get a 'good education'. This is a place where teachers, *fake cough* Mr.Duffy *fake cough*, will have sex with a student and be gone for the whole year leaving your students to fend for theirselves. A place where the furries from hart middle school come and bark and piss all over the school, because they want to 'find their mate', and 'mark their territory'. A place where the students believe it's okay get school cancelled and send a bomb threat, just for the fun of it😋

Stoney creek highschool, is gonna be next! -xoxo Gossip Girl

by Urmom.thebomb.com September 16, 2022

stoney creek high school

Located in the rich town of Rochester, Michigan, where all the kids get a brand new Ford Escape on their 15th birthdays. The schools name describes the kids in it: "Stoner Creek". Most students go to basement parties where they get wasted and usually receive MIP's in their free time. some common sayings: "this is legendary", "ferda", "turn up", and "turn down for what". Breeds from the boring hell of a middle school, labeled "Hart Middle School", where teachers get suspended for sexual harassment at least twice a month. Stoney is known for it's security guards sending nudes to sophomores & proposing to students. Girls at Stoney Creek wear massive amounts of make up; bronzer in particular.

"Breaking News: Security Guard accused of sending inappropriate texts/photos to student at Stoney Creek High School, tonight at 6."

"Did you hear about that Stoney Creek party? Apparently like 5 kids got mipped."

by beepdeeplittlepeep2 January 14, 2014