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The vague and unobtainable goals of a company or organization used by management to explain what the company or organization and they themselves do.
After months of meetings and repeated drafts they thought their new Mission Statement was perfectly clear, only problem was it really had nothing to do with what they did.
by bullshitzer June 2, 2010
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He bought a pick up truck to drive to work but then lost his job as an accountant and didn't need it anymore.
by bullshitzer June 2, 2010
Get the Pick Up Truck mug.Instructor: Hello and welcome to Tech Sex Ed 101 where if you don't learn anything else you will at the very least learn to always use a surge protector.
by bullshitzer July 8, 2010
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As the waters were rising around him he had to make a difficult choice, grab for the smart phone or his mother-in law's arm.He chose and used his smart phone to call for help.
by Bullshitzer June 3, 2010
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I checked the mirror to change lanes and there was the grossest thing hanging out from my nose so I did a quick pick and flick to get rid of it.
by Bullshitzer August 5, 2010
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by Bullshitzer June 11, 2010
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Wife: It probably sought refuge at the sockuary.
Wife: It probably sought refuge at the sockuary.
by Bullshitzer July 3, 2010
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