Stonehill High is located in Easton MA, where you are unable to find one off campus
house or
party or bar, where cops have not already infiltrated the premises the second before you arrived. The male species on this campus would rather marinate in a sausage fest on the weekend than invite
girls over. If they do in fact invite the girls over, you
may find yourself naked in his bed the following morning. DON'T BE ALARMED, every single person on this campus and their mother already knows. Now this
may seem bad for the girl but the boy is now off limits to the rest of the
female population because every girl is somehow connected to the next. Aside from hooking up, stonehill students get as drunk as possible to forget that they are in a 12x12 room with 100 freshman grinding and sweating off the layers of make up that they put on 4 hours ago when they got ready to wait around and "find out whats going on." The academics here at stonehill are based on
cheating and resubmitting your
friends papers who have already taken the class. If you are failing a class, go cry to your professor and they will come up with 10 new extra credit options and you will wind up with an A. Don't forget, you can't skip classes because attendance is 50% of your grade and there are only 15 other
kids in your class, you will receive an email from your professor asking if you're okay. If this doesn't tickle your
pickle, Stonehill High also holds 3 dances in the gymnasium along side a pep rally.
