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gonads without the go - that is when a man has had a vasectomy, or a woman has had a hysterectomy
billy: had the snip the other day.
johnny: so you got stopnads now man?
billy: yeah
stopnads by scragger102 July 2, 2011

Stonasize 

In class a kid is afforded an opportunity to try something different he could play video games in his desk or go to the bathroom but in the time it took to go to the bathroom I was unopportunified by an unsuspected guy who thought it was ok to pick up my Nintendo like I had a process of do work in class before leaving an I’m normally don’t to be surprised by a Warrent of petty disguise when I was the suspended on size
Man look mufuka done told the teacher I’m beating my dick in class when I haven’t even whipped out my penis for a girl mufuka stonasized me

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Stonasize by Nippi kay June 19, 2021

StonedStoopid 

The pimpinest mac-daddy of them all.
Looks like a 12 year old.
Gets high alot.

friend of skizot republicola and enemy of wc3modforge
stonedstoopid, the site is fucked again!

stoned! why the fuck don't you answer your pms?

wc3mofo=pwn3d biatch

stonedstoopid 

You look like such a mexican today Stoned
stonedstoopid by Unknown February 22, 2004

stonedsaiyan

a living legend, excels at anything and everything that he does to the highest potential.

performs at greatest when high off cannabis
is usually very intellectual and well hung.
i got high and dominated, becoming a stonedsaiyan
stonedsaiyan by #onlythetruth March 29, 2019
(n) big ass balls on a little body
Person 1: Damn, that boy has sconads
Person 2: That's cool
Sconads by miwibark January 5, 2022
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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