stopnads

gonads without the go - that is when a man has had a vasectomy, or a woman has had a hysterectomy

billy: had the snip the other day.
johnny: so you got stopnads now man?
billy: yeah

by scragger102 July 2, 2011

Stonads

Gonads that have gone solid from under-use.

Lifelong Celibate Isaac Newton invented the popular toy the newtons cradle from the sight of his stonads clanging together in the wind.

by Fizzypidgen February 14, 2010