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Stomp a Mudhole 

Verb. The act of removing a colostomy bag/apparatus and penetrating the opening with a penis for sexual gratification, as a prank, to prevent boredom, or instead of using a plunger. Penis can be replaced with any other thing that should get put in there; can also be stated as an act (Stomping a mudhole)
Since my buddy JJ was giving her a Cincinnati Bowtie already, I yanked her bag out and began to stomp a mudhole in her
Stomp a Mudhole by Druglord January 18, 2010

STOMP A MUDHOLE IN SOMEONE'S ASS & WALK IT DRY 

to kick the Bejesus out of somebody; to physically decimate or shred an individual.
When the tizzun referred to me as his "beeyotch," I stomped a mudhole in his ass and walked it dry.

stomp a mudhole in someones ass and walk it dry 

to beat someone senseless or death to the point of not being able to fight back
i had to stomp a mudhole in someones ass and walk it dry when he picked a fight with me last week

stomp a mudhole in your ass

to be beaten senseless or near death not being able to fight back
dude if you keep letting your dogs tear up my property im going to stomp a mudhole in your ass

man are you threatening me

no dude im just telling you to keep your dogs off my property or im going to stomp a mudhole in your ass

ok man i got you

stomp a mud hole 

(v.) To kick someone into the ground.
I will stomp a mudhole on Elitists' face.


Oh well, by the looks of things somebody beat me to it, haha!
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