When something (expectedly) goes horribly wrong because of someone's stupidity. Usually, just one person in the room 'Stolars' things up all the time. Synonym: Cursed.
"Oh, there he goes again! He Stolared it! There's no fixing it now." (as a kid backs his car up into a fence.)
"Don't touch it! You're gonna Stolar it. Let me handle this instead."
1.)The feeling of being stressed and relaxed
2.)To be relaxing and still feeling overwhelmed
3.)To be calm with a frantic mind
4.) To be confident and self-contradicting to where you are at peace and disturbed 5.) The feeling of most college students in a given situation
I'm laying in bed strelaxed about this semester.
I am strelaxed about my grade.
When meme gets famous and instead of tagging your friends you wanna show the meme, you download it and send it to each one. Also used on 9GAG when the meme from HOT page gets to fresh.
Person 1: "OMG how is the same meme from hot page in fresh 20 times?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they were totally stolened."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'