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When you're stoned out and poleaxed at the same time.

Yo mate I was stoleaxed last night

Stoleaxed by @pushlaffety May 22, 2019

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Stolared

When something (expectedly) goes horribly wrong because of someone's stupidity. Usually, just one person in the room 'Stolars' things up all the time. Synonym: Cursed.

"Oh, there he goes again! He Stolared it! There's no fixing it now." (as a kid backs his car up into a fence.)

"Don't touch it! You're gonna Stolar it. Let me handle this instead."

Stolared by MatchNL April 18, 2005

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Stoleaxed • Stolared • stolened • Strelaxed

Strelaxed

1.)The feeling of being stressed and relaxed
2.)To be relaxing and still feeling overwhelmed
3.)To be calm with a frantic mind
4.) To be confident and self-contradicting to where you are at peace and disturbed
5.) The feeling of most college students in a given situation

I'm laying in bed strelaxed about this semester.
I am strelaxed about my grade.

Strelaxed by RedInk December 4, 2016

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stolened

When meme gets famous and instead of tagging your friends you wanna show the meme, you download it and send it to each one. Also used on 9GAG when the meme from HOT page gets to fresh.

Person 1: "OMG how is the same meme from hot page in fresh 20 times?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they were totally stolened."

stolened by Shallien July 29, 2018

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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