Stokeball

A bastardisation of the world's favourite sport of football that involves the centre-halves lumping the ball as hard as they possibly can to an enormous centre forward. This sport require s significantly less talent than the popular sport of football.

However, it does cost a lot of money to put together a Stokeball team which differentiates it from the hoofball played by Wimbledon and Heart of Midlothian teams of old.

Stokeball works particularly well when you pick up 14,000 fairweather fans when you go up a division.

A fifty yard pass from defence to a 6' 8" centre-forward. Lovely bit of Stokeball there.

Stokeball by Dangerous Dave Angell September 2, 2012

Stikkball 

Stikkball is an image in which a man is laying down on a medical bed with a stick has impaled him through his testicles and up out of his stomach. The image is usually associated with the purple army discord

post stikkball on discord

Stikkball by ScuffedBillGates January 23, 2019

stokesvalley 

stokesvalley" A place where all the hootats hangout

" yo zion wanna go to stokesvalley?"
Yo leshgoo

stokesvalley by seigout February 21, 2021

Stonerball

Function: Verb
Definition: To sag your pants and stick your balls out through the hole in your boxers when your stoned. Usually concealed by a long shirt or hoodie.

"Dude let's stonerball!"
"One time we stonerballed in TacoBell."
"We're stonerballing, man!"

Stonerball by Todd Hunter January 19, 2009

Spikeball bros 

A group of athletic guys ( usually lacrosse players ) that lack basic social skills and refuse to participate in social events electing to stay at home with their bros and circle jerk it around a spikeball net. On rare occasions the bros will meet with a priest who pummels their asses until he releases his Holy Spirit all over their khakis

Bro: hey dude are you going to the football game tonight?
Spikeball bros: nah I have to go to mass with my mom and then hang out with two guys and watch some Netflix

Spikeball bros by Club122 November 2, 2016

steveballing 

Similar to speedballing, steveballing is the simultaneous consumption of cocaine and steroids. Named after Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer.

Just watch the "Developers! Developers! Developers!" speech. That guy was steveballing hard.

steveballing by SpeedCoderDex November 22, 2010

stonewall 

v. To doggedly block someone's progress. Originally derived from the nickname a Confederate general "Stonewall" Jackson obtained at the battle of Bull Run (1st or second, i don't recall). The troops said his men were holding back the Union army like a stone wall. Hence Stonewall Jackson. So to stonewall means to delay and generally block someone.

I tried to file my claim, but the insurance agent kept stonewalling.

stonewall by blueagave April 18, 2006