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Someone that dresses in or works with a a ''dusty'' color palette.

Can also be used to describe old, boring interior or no character. Like Dutch football coaches or the 2017 squad.
Damn Jasper is so stoffig with his khaki pants and dark green t-shirt.

Veltman from Ajax is not a player we will remember or care about, he is stoffig
Stoffig by HubertFox September 19, 2017
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stuffigton and friends 

Josh must buy Marcus a granola bar if he reads this
stuffigton and friends means give marcus a granola bar
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Steffigloo 

Steffigloo is a synonym for a jealous bitch.
Oh, don't get all steffigloo because Cyn is so much better than you.
Steffigloo by Kevin December 12, 2003
Nickname
To ur crush, so u can only use it on your crush
Girl: hey stoffie
Boy: stoffie?

Freind:she has a crush on you my boy
Stoffie by Camrynnnnnyesmjjjj April 16, 2021

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026