Stofanching 

Any brutal or violent act that ends with a badly maimed corpse. The body is usually sodomized and may be partially consumed after death.

Hey man, WTF happened to that group of liberal protesters the other day? I heard they got Stofanched!

That bastard politician needs a stofanching.

Stofanching by Mr. Kowalski April 30, 2009

Stoaching 

Absolutely disgusting/dirty/smelly to an unrivaled extent.

Greig: Oh my god what is that smell?
Dom: Sorry man, I haven't showered in a week..
Greig: Stoaching!

Stoaching by Cupán Tae October 7, 2017

Stomaching

The verb form of stomach (to stomach).

The act of dealing with a situation, idea, or person.

Sarah: You know Jake is dating Susan?
Clara: I do not know how he is stomaching the idea of dating his ex’s mom.

Stomaching by Slang Kween April 12, 2020

Stanching 

Something terrible, smelly, bad beyond comprehension

Your feet are absolutely Stanching. Your face is Stanching.

Stanching by King Stanching September 22, 2021

stomaching

Light petting performed with the hands and fingers on someone else's stomach.

Eric was stomaching Sidney.
Stomaching is okay, right?

stomaching by Willito May 10, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020