Stochia

A loving mother who can be over protective at times a freak about germs and hates bugs. caring and kinky in the bed room

That girl is a wonderful mother I wish I had a Stochia like that

by Lola Powers July 7, 2010

stochastic censorship

Blaming one for an unrelated action of another because your opinion.

Making up newspeak like stochastic terrorism, it makes the newspeak term stochastic censorship relevant. Blaming one for an unrelated action of another because your opinion.

by Fnu lnu November 22, 2022

like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling

A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.

50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"

by Nick D May 30, 2006

Stochastic

Adjective:
1) (ACTUAL MEANING)
a. Involving or showing random behaviour.
b. Involving chance or probability.
c. Involving guesswork or conjecture.

2) Describes something that does not conform to the normal laws of physics, and instead appears to act in a frenzied manner.

3) GMOD PHYSICS: Describes a contraption that fails to function correctly and consistently, and instead acts in a random, out-of-control fashion.

1) Stochastic processes in astronomy.

2) The nailgun's gone stochastic! RUN AWAY!!!

3) What the hell...? My hovercraft has gone stochastic, gikked me in the head and then self-expunged?!

by Gik130 August 2, 2009

Stochastisexual

When your sexuality flips wildly at any point in time, it can even happen mid-nut. See Stochastic.

"Dude I was dicking down this girl when I suddenly went limp and then I had sex with her dad after"
"You might be Stochastisexual"

by visborne February 12, 2021

Stachia

Brilliant gourgous down to earth hippie. Gifted in many ways.

You know you can trust in stachia always.

by Wonderful minds August 14, 2017

Stochastic terrorism

A form of rhetoric where a person, usually one with a large audience of followers, demonizes an individual or group they disagree with/dislike in an effort to have one or more members of their audience intimidate, attack, or kill the demonized party on their behalf while maintaining plausible deniability of incitement.

"That conspiracy theorist podcast host committed stochastic terrorism by continually saying his opponent was a child molester."

by AOmundson February 20, 2023