by Drew80 August 08, 2006
During a 69 position, the man on top takes a dump on the partner's face and then places a five dollar bill on top of the steaming pile. (Also known as a dirty tip)
After we left Taco Bell, Shelly and I decided to 69 in her grandparents RV. After the A/C went out, I felt the need for a hot stinkin' lincoln.
by asbmatt September 27, 2009
by Sidenote October 09, 2006
In the tradition of the dirty sanchez, when banging your woman from behind, just as your about to blow it, scoop some poop from her chute and smear it from ear to ear, so she looks like Abe, then as she tries to scramble away in disgust, "shoot" her in the back of the head a la John Wilkes Booth, with your DNA pudding.
by The Poops August 24, 2005
A Stinkin' Lincoln is a sexual act in which a man engages in anal sex and withdraws his feces covered penis, with which he draws a beard on his partner's face.
Bonus points for a top hat.
Bonus points for a top hat.
by J.W. Booth February 15, 2008
To rub a dollar bill between your nasty smelly ass-cheeks, then leave it someplace obvious, and wait for someone to pick it up.
Dude, we did the stinkin lincoln at the mall, and some soccer-mom took the bait.
I 'rescued' her with a wet-nap, and tapped that milf-ass.
I 'rescued' her with a wet-nap, and tapped that milf-ass.
by Arkloyd August 24, 2008
Pam was so tore up from the floor up I thought an Abe Stinkin Lincoln would highlight her facial features more.
by Holy Macro July 09, 2010