1.Where is my god damn new stinkpickle? I laid it down on the couch a minute ago and now it is nowhere to be found.

2. That was the most disgusting stinkpickle I have ever seen. Did you get pictures?

stinkpickle by Michael White February 13, 2005

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Stinkmink

Another word for vagina, whisker biscuit, muff, bearded clam, etc.

I went face-first into Barbara's stinkmink last night. Smell my face.

Stinkmink by TheSoupcan November 26, 2022

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Stinkwick

Stinkwick: (n) Armpit hair(s ) OR the wooden dowel(s) that are part of aromatherapy diffusers.

I need to trim my stinkwick.

A stinkwick is a wooden dowel in an aromatherapy diffuser OR can also be armpit hairs.

This evening I may need to either trim or moisten my stinkwicks.

Please excuse me while I trim my stinkwicks.

A stinkwick can be an armpit hair (or other hair) or a little stick that stands in oil with the intent to distribute scent.

Stinkwick by Mandoo at Alchemy January 17, 2020

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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