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Describing the poverty stricken state of something or somebody
If somebody were saving for a wedding and subsequently cutting back on all their spending they might describe themselves as stingey
If a father were to serve a single can of coke amongst his son and 3 friends in plastic cups, his son may exclaim in exasperation, "Dad, you're so stingey!"
stingey by Newmarch May 19, 2008
Words you can keep
When someone’s reluctant to part with cash for anything.
“Oi scoot can I have 0.50p for this choccy bar?”
“Nahh I need it sorry pal, I’m a stingey cunt”
Stingey by Scootscoooooot April 18, 2020
The feeling of needing to have a sh*t, the usual face of someone feeling stingey would be >.< . The process of then taking the dump would be 'Stinge Relief'
Oliver: ''Oh, i'm feeling bit Stingey!''

Ollie: ''Go to the toilet for some Stinge Relief then!''
Stingey by Ollie.A January 8, 2012
Stingey is how dyslexic people spell stingy
People that don’t give money away are stingey
Stingey by Spellingbeechampion December 31, 2018
When something feels like you have just been stung.
"Ow I have just been stung by a bee/wasp now it feels all stingey"
Stingey by Amrit A Jizzle! October 20, 2008

stingered 

To be taken by a ponzi scheme. To lose money on a venture when one party doesn't live up to its' agreements. To get stung in a bad deal where one side doesn't live up to expectations.
"Our company is thinking of sponsoring that race team, but we need to perform better due-dilly so as not to get stingered again."

"We tried to pre-order that new crowd-funded widget, but we got stingered and the company never delivered. I'm still waiting!!!"
stingered by BrandAmbassadorO February 21, 2019

Text Stinge 

A mobile phone miser. A person that texts you, but never texts back to your reply, no matter how entertaining your reply may be. They might also call you, but should you miss this call, do not expect a second call, you are dealing with a scrooge after all.
ArtsyFartsyGirl: "I take pictures of stuff and drink wheatgrass."

Mr.Sexy: "You are one strange bratlington! What are you up to later?"
No reply
Mr Sexy: "You are a major Text Stinge!"
Text Stinge by JayMcee June 16, 2010
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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