Stiltshake

This is a bespoke milkshake - one reserved only for those of society's highest ranks. A soothing blend of Derby's most gruesome, gone-off phlegmy cheese combined with the children's toenails found in Sneinton's grimiest orphanages.

"Waag, did you try a dollop of that new stilton milkshake from CookieShake?"
"Yeah man, that Stiltshake tastes gruesome"

by dollopgoblin August 24, 2019

Smilkshake

A blended mixture of smegma and milk. Similar to the consistency of a milkshake (hench the name).

In the fraternity's new hazing tradition, recruits were forced to drink smilkshakes from the vaginas of nasty old women.

by matt e. m. August 28, 2005

Arabian Saltshaker

When you shave your pubes and put them on somebody's face -- whether they're sleeping or not.

I got wasted last night and when I woke up, John was giving me an Arabian Saltshaker

by Scotty-boy February 28, 2008

Spilkshake

When a Tom Mcgregor ejaculates into a milkshake. Their sperm is now in the milkshake, therefor creating a spilkshake.

guy 1: did you taste that weird milkshake?
guy 2: mate! that was a spilkshake!
guy 1: OMG! that is disgusting

by jjjaaayyy June 10, 2014

saltshaker

A white male that performs coitus with any, and all females that they can get their hands on. Someone who has no shame in their game, and has plenty of game for those they shame.

Charlie Sheen is a saltshaker.

by snakeyes222 June 6, 2011

Shitshaker

A person that talks a lot of shit. They embellish to make themselves appear cooler.

Dan a a huge shitshaker. He always tells stories of his lady conquests when everyone knows he's homosexual.

by KimGovender89 July 3, 2012

shitshake

when you are making a chocalate shake for your friends; you add milk, chocolate ice cream and then you add a nice footlong turd. And to top it all off you put some whip cream and a nice little cum shot on top.

bryan: Kelsey im makin you a shitshake!

kelsey: cool i'll give it to Amber!

by ginger kitty February 15, 2009