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Stiltshake

This is a bespoke milkshake - one reserved only for those of society's highest ranks. A soothing blend of Derby's most gruesome, gone-off phlegmy cheese combined with the children's toenails found in Sneinton's grimiest orphanages.
"Waag, did you try a dollop of that new stilton milkshake from CookieShake?"
"Yeah man, that Stiltshake tastes gruesome"
Stiltshake by dollopgoblin August 24, 2019
Words you can keep

Smilkshake 

A blended mixture of smegma and milk. Similar to the consistency of a milkshake (hench the name).
In the fraternity's new hazing tradition, recruits were forced to drink smilkshakes from the vaginas of nasty old women.
Smilkshake by matt e. m. August 28, 2005

Arabian Saltshaker

When you shave your pubes and put them on somebody's face -- whether they're sleeping or not.
I got wasted last night and when I woke up, John was giving me an Arabian Saltshaker
Arabian Saltshaker by Scotty-boy February 28, 2008

Spilkshake

When a Tom Mcgregor ejaculates into a milkshake. Their sperm is now in the milkshake, therefor creating a spilkshake.
guy 1: did you taste that weird milkshake?
guy 2: mate! that was a spilkshake!
guy 1: OMG! that is disgusting
Spilkshake by jjjaaayyy June 10, 2014

saltshaker 

A white male that performs coitus with any, and all females that they can get their hands on. Someone who has no shame in their game, and has plenty of game for those they shame.
Charlie Sheen is a saltshaker.
saltshaker by snakeyes222 June 6, 2011

Shitshaker 

A person that talks a lot of shit. They embellish to make themselves appear cooler.
Dan a a huge shitshaker. He always tells stories of his lady conquests when everyone knows he's homosexual.
Shitshaker by KimGovender89 July 3, 2012

shitshake 

when you are making a chocalate shake for your friends; you add milk, chocolate ice cream and then you add a nice footlong turd. And to top it all off you put some whip cream and a nice little cum shot on top.
bryan: Kelsey im makin you a shitshake!

kelsey: cool i'll give it to Amber!
shitshake by ginger kitty February 15, 2009
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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