Smilkshake

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A blended mixture of smegma and milk. Similar to the consistency of a milkshake (hench the name).

In the fraternity's new hazing tradition, recruits were forced to drink smilkshakes from the vaginas of nasty old women.

Smilkshake by matt e. m. August 28, 2005

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cleveland milkshake

While taking a shit in a cup, having a girl simultaneously shitting on your back which rolls down into the cup and after cumming inside the cup, make the girl drink it.

I met this really hot girl so I brought back to my place and we made a Cleveland Milkshake.

cleveland milkshake by JoseDavis April 22, 2015

red milkshake

When you shove a cup really hard through a cows udder, that then comes out full of bloody, gross, pink milk. Thats what they call a red milkshake.

G: If you shoved a cup really hard through a cows udder, would it come out full of milk?

R: Well there'd be blood in it.

R: That's what they call a red milkshake.

J: No that's not what they call a red milkshake!

M: No one calls it that.

R:Thats what they're gonna call a red milkshake.

red milkshake by Chimera-Genesis July 10, 2020

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.

Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake? by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020

Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

A line from American Pie: The Wedding. It basically means "holy shit, I didn't expect this..."

Steve Stiffler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!

Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake by Lemon Duck February 19, 2009

Ass Milkshake

The product of having extreme hardcore anal sex with someone who has to take a shit. The feces are left mushy and loose often seeping from the anus in a soft milkshake-like form.

Miranda: Are you ok? You're walking a little funny.

Jennifer: Yeah. Billy Bob gave me an ass milkshake last night.

Miranda: OH SHIT!!

Ass Milkshake by Dr. Purple Cock February 5, 2014

The Arin Milkshake

A milkshake make of double cream and a fuck ton of suger.

May I introduced to you The Arin Milkshake

The Arin Milkshake by Shadoweyes 27 August 10, 2018

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026