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A subgenres of pornography in which the main subject is to give "birth" to an actual life size baby doll or cabbage patch kid. The onlookers are to assume that the child is presumably dead due to the lack of movement once it has been full excreted from the vagina.
Hell yeah Baby Momma, I'm into that hella kinky planned parenthood roleplay. You grab the plastic to put on the sheets and I'll start untwisting a coat hanger tonight we're gonna make another stillporn.
Stillporn by Ranchgirls November 9, 2020
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stillborn 

1. A person born without life signs.
2. A project that never had any chance to succeed.
3. A nickname, although some would consider it offensive.
2: Johnson, your idea is stillborn, we're not going to carry it out.
stillborn by Jochen July 20, 2008

Stillborn 

Still born is a baby born a sleeping angel. A still born will always be a huge part in their mothers life. A still born is a baby that their mommy carried but unfortunately their born with out life. A still born is still their mommys baby and people don't seem to understand. A still born may have not made it to this earth but is the biggest heartache of them all! A stillborn will always live in their mothers heart and be that mothers child until the end of her time.
I gave birth to my son he was a stillborn. And my life was changed forever!
Stillborn by Chiludo I think not!! September 15, 2017

sillorny 

adj. combination of the words and meanings of "silly" and "horny".

Exhibiting a lack of wisdom or good sense; foolish. Usually due to an over indulgence in alcoholic beverages, combined with
an amazingly overwhelming desire to have sex.
Those girls were so sillorny at that last Sonic Rush concert! I wanted to have a threesome with them, but my wife was there.
sillorny by Shnone June 22, 2009

Foot Pon Shoulder Doggy Stillion 

When you put a girls leg on your shoulder and begin to doggy her.
She got it foot pon shoulder doggy stillion

Stillborn 

Johnny would have had a brother but he was a stillborn.
Stillborn by lawlerskates February 11, 2006

stillions 

Used as a disparaging term for a weak homosexual man or boy who is considered effeminate, cowardly, and unassertive. Popular in the Indiana area.
Sergeant: "hurry up, you're slowing down the team!"

Stupid Private: "i...i...i can't go any further, i'm seeing st..s...ssss...squares"

Sergeant: "stop being such a damn stillions!"
stillions by victorlustig January 14, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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