StiffNeck

A term Generally used for an usual way of kissing.

Basically a movement so unseen to the human eye it's unbareable to watch.

Take your Right Ear and Touch your Right Shoulder and keep your head like that for the entire kiss without moving, you just then performed a STIFFNECK!

how was his kiss? omg i just been StiffNecked!

by Rob December 18, 2004

stiffneck

(verb) unintentionally have your neck muscles tense up and/or freeze when in the presence of someone attractive, often to the point where it is obtrusive and creeps out the other person

Chris and Nadir were having a fun, loud conversation on the rooftop bar. As two hot women walked by, they both stiffnecked and went quiet, causing the women to give them strange looks and move on.

by welcometothejungle2009 August 31, 2017

jahova's stiffness

An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)

Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.

by joe joe the circus clown November 8, 2009

stiffnicity

Rating of stiffness of a man's penis after a night of drinking

James and A-shia got home from a night out at the bar, but James' stiffnicity wasn't high enough to fuck.

by Firebums April 11, 2015

Jehovah's stiffness

n. An unwelcome erection which arrives at the most inconvenient times and is hard to get rid of.

E.g. Yo Tony blud, lessons over, lets split.

Tony: Shit! I can't stand up, I got Jehovah's stiffness init!

by swany01 May 14, 2008

travel stiffness

The unconscious act of Male arousal through the monotonous motion of a motorised vehicle or The vibration of the motor felt though the seat of the vehicle.

The vibration from the motor of the bus gave Gabriel a case of travel stiffness.

by Bubbles91 October 20, 2015

Stiffney

Short in any way. Claims to be in her 20’s but actually is 70+. Sleeps all day and has Dementia.

Also can't see shit without her Glasses.

Do you see this ? Mhm… no i don’t have my glasses with me.

… you're such a Stiffney!

by Prof-Dr-Trobisch September 7, 2022