Sticky Jesus
Sticky Jesus by Nero the great July 20, 2019
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Stinky Jesus
When a person drags their hand across their butthole and smacks you in the face with it. Similar to a Wet Jesus.
Stinky Jesus by WetWaterPark July 5, 2017
Stinky Jesus
Someone who looks homeless and showers less frequently then his piers, generally a nick name given to man who has long hair and a zz top style beard and smells like 3 day old hiking socks,
Stinky Jesus is generally the life of the party and always last to bed.
Stinky Jesus is generally the life of the party and always last to bed.
Stinky Jesus by Gangus Karn July 28, 2020
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jesus stick by Kiwi_Tristan August 25, 2005
Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick
Exclamation of disbelief.
From the song "Stuart," by The Dead Milkmen:
Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Werzner kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Werzner kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick by SwankSpike April 13, 2006
sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick!
Phrase used in extreme exclamation. Derived by the chracacter of Black Mage in "8-bit Theatre" as he was being held over a pot of deadly acid.
sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick! by Ron_Thornbrash May 24, 2005