Sticky Jesus 

Super glue your hands/feet ans preform felatio on yourself or partner

I gave my boyfriend a sticky jesus and it about turned into a stinky jesus

Sticky Jesus by Nero the great July 20, 2019

Stinky Jesus 

When a person drags their hand across their butthole and smacks you in the face with it. Similar to a Wet Jesus.

Whenever I try to touch my boyfriend's asshole during sex, he panics and gives me a Stinky Jesus.

Stinky Jesus by WetWaterPark July 5, 2017

Stinky Jesus 

Someone who looks homeless and showers less frequently then his piers, generally a nick name given to man who has long hair and a zz top style beard and smells like 3 day old hiking socks,

Stinky Jesus is generally the life of the party and always last to bed.

Do you remember Stinky Jesus from Saturday night, he needed a bloody tub !

Stinky Jesus by Gangus Karn July 28, 2020

jesus stick 

Jesus Stick. noun. Slang name for you old fella/one eye trouser snake/pork sergeant/penis.

Hey love, do you wanna go for a ride on my jesus stick.

jesus stick by Kiwi_Tristan August 25, 2005

jesus stick 

a vape

Hey Bobbie, can I see your Jesus stick for a sec?

jesus stick by cattle graze April 6, 2019

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick 

Exclamation of disbelief.

From the song "Stuart," by The Dead Milkmen:

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Werzner kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick by SwankSpike April 13, 2006

sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick! 

Phrase used in extreme exclamation. Derived by the chracacter of Black Mage in "8-bit Theatre" as he was being held over a pot of deadly acid.

Sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick, we're screwed!

sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick! by Ron_Thornbrash May 24, 2005