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Sticky Jesus

Super glue your hands/feet ans preform felatio on yourself or partner
I gave my boyfriend a sticky jesus and it about turned into a stinky jesus
by Nero the great July 20, 2019
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Stinky Jesus

When a person drags their hand across their butthole and smacks you in the face with it. Similar to a Wet Jesus.
Whenever I try to touch my boyfriend's asshole during sex, he panics and gives me a Stinky Jesus.
by WetWaterPark July 5, 2017
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Stinky Jesus

Someone who looks homeless and showers less frequently then his piers, generally a nick name given to man who has long hair and a zz top style beard and smells like 3 day old hiking socks,

Stinky Jesus is generally the life of the party and always last to bed.
Do you remember Stinky Jesus from Saturday night, he needed a bloody tub !
by Gangus Karn July 28, 2020
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jesus stick

Jesus Stick. noun. Slang name for you old fella/one eye trouser snake/pork sergeant/penis.
Hey love, do you wanna go for a ride on my jesus stick.
by Kiwi_Tristan August 25, 2005
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jesus stick

Hey Bobbie, can I see your Jesus stick for a sec?
by cattle graze April 6, 2019
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Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick

From the song "Stuart," by The Dead Milkmen:

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Werzner kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
by SwankSpike April 13, 2006
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sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick!

Phrase used in extreme exclamation. Derived by the chracacter of Black Mage in "8-bit Theatre" as he was being held over a pot of deadly acid.
by Ron_Thornbrash May 24, 2005
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