Stickfort

A fort you build yourself out of sticks and branches leaned together — in the woods, in the backyard, just big enough for its builders and one very important secret.

By the end of the afternoon, the stickfort under the pine tree had a door, a lookout, and a strict no-grown-ups rule.

Stickfort by Light Bearer October 24, 2026

Stockport Academy 

An absolute shithole of a school. Almost as bad as Reddish Vale.

“Oh my good look! Its Stockport Academy, poor kids who go there…”

Stockport Academy by xanupt May 21, 2021

stockport school 

biggest shithole in england

“look it’s the shithole stockport school!

stockport school by bibitch609 February 15, 2021

slickfooting 

A sport developed by workers at a small town cinema. It involves barefooted contestants running and sliding in a rain filled parking lot gully, and is scored mostly by distance and style. It has since been expanded to include divisions involving ice, grass, mud, and various other friction-reducing substances; however, slickfooting refers mainly to the original parking lot contests.

Slickfooting is considered an extreme sport, because the atheletes are almost always injured.

slickfooting by Master Patagon November 7, 2006

stockport 

-Largest town in the UK.
-300,000 people
-Home to the wonderful steve coogan and the awful sarah harding.
-Full of manchester united and city fans...and the odd county fan.

meh...i dont have one :(

stockport by Hanny May 13, 2005

stockport 

The most affluent borough of Greater Manchester, although most Stopfordians would still refer to it as being in Cheshire.
This is where it was until some knob in 1974 decided to move the boundaries to lump us in with the Mancunian rabble.
Also home to the "friendly football club" Stockport County.

Oh, I do wish that I could afford to move to Stockport.

stockport by Stockport Steve December 16, 2006