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Steve Yzerman

1.) Hockey player for the Detroit Red Wings. Wears number 19, and is the teams Captain and has been for over a decade.

2.) A living legend. One of the top five best men to ever play the game. He has accumulated over 1700 points in his illustrious career, and is still going strong.

3.) A strong, determind man. He fights through injuries and pain and scoring droughts with dignity.

4.) A true champion.
1.) There's Steve Yzerman... he shoots, he scores!

2.) Holy cow, what a career this man has had.

3.) In game 56 Stevie Y was hit with a high stick in the face, lost one tooth, and bashed four others in--he needs to wear braces for the next 6 weeks to see if he can salvage them. And you know what? He played in game 57.

4.) There's Steve Yzerman with the Stanley Cup.
Steve Yzerman by Mr. Shmallow February 13, 2004
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He is the epitome of the word "leader". He inspires courage in others to the point where they can't even believe they are capable of such abilities. His is true to himself, and 99% of the world looks up to him.
"the captain"

"stevie-y"
steve yzerman by ArchDevil October 29, 2004

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016