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Steve Jobbed 

To have your balls burned by a latop while using it on your lap.
I was using my PowerBook in the crowded lecture hall and got totally Steve Jobbed in about 5 minutes!
Steve Jobbed by TacticalMoFo September 1, 2008

Steve jobbed 

Term best describing the misfortune of being cut down in the prime of one's life and genius....
At the funeral, all Paul's friends felt he had gotten totally Steve jobbed...
Steve jobbed by sheila in the car October 22, 2011

stevejobbed 

Burning your genitals on the underside of an Apple PowerBook.
"I was Googling in my underwear last night and got totally Stevejobbed."
stevejobbed by qma3x December 4, 2005
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026