Stella .C 

Stella is a nice girl who has average grades. She is quiet in class but not cuz she's shy but cuz she's got nothing to say to people cuz they're not worth it. She loves video games but she can't play alone cuz of her annoying little brother. She has a sad life.

Me: who's quiet
Stella .C: ...
Other people: STELLAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Stella .C by ANIME ADDICTION October 11, 2021

Stella Cock

When you drink that much Stella Artois lager that it becomes impossible to get an erection. Very embarrassing when you take a female home.

Christy " I'm feeling proper horny tonight "

Steve " I am too but i've got a serious case of Stella cock, it's not gonna happen tonight"

Stella Cock by Braddo May 25, 2017

Stella Code 

Phrase used to describe the act of writing useless software, and not excellent code as what some may believe, after partaking in the consumption of 'several' cold beverages.

Dervied from:
'Stella' coming from Stella Artois, a lager brewed in Belgium and after consuming a few can lead to an altered state of consciousness, and 'Code' as in what Software Developers create.

The act of writing "Stella Code" usually occurs on a Friday afternoon. I.e. after coming back from a "liquid lunch".

User: This software doesn't work anymore?!
Support: That's because it was hacked by John on Friday who is known for his Stella Code.

Stella Code by Woodallster April 2, 2008

Stella-commute 

Working from the bar with a Stella Artois in hand.

"I'm not going into the office today; I'm going to Stella-commute."

Stella-commute by AJLaw May 27, 2009

Stella cusick 

A girl normally described as 'kitten' as she is on discord 24 hours per day. She wears emo drip with a touch of dream smp. She is dreamsexual and her pronouns are sus/Baka.

"Stella cusick on discord bruh"-joel

"Use her pronouns Sus/Baka"- connor

Stella cusick by E011scott November 21, 2021

Stella Cramp

Nature's way of collecting payment for last night's lager (More than likely the crisp Artois). A crippling foot cramp that wakes you from a deep sleep, usually between 2 and 5 a.m., reminding you that water was available all evening and you chose not to drink any.

The kebab was gone, the hangover hadn't started yet, then the Stella Cramp arrived to settle the score.

Stella Cramp by Kennyass420 May 30, 2026

Stella Maris College

A sick nunnery for hot chicks on the northern beaches. School for girls whose parents can’t quite afford superior education but have enough coin for a private school on the beaches. Due to lack of male presence Stella girls become incapable of associating with the male gender unless under the influence of alcohol and have multiple panic attacks at the sight of a St. Paul’s or St. Augustine’s male during daylight. Stella maris’ boy siblings tend to go to St. Augustine’s college and St. Paul’s catholic college due to parents not so much wanting but needing their offspring to experience a private school education
Attending regular Stella maris mass’ is a must as Jesus is the only male Stella girls regularly associate with and talk to. Many Chinese exchange students come to Stella and laugh at the utter poorness as they walk around in gucci and Balenciaga on mufti days.

Boy: whose that chick hiding in the corner over there

Boy2: must be a Stella Maris college girl

Stella Maris College by hotnbbitch May 31, 2019