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Sternburg= Having sex with a sandwich then jizzing inside it. Then fucking a girl with a cucumber then having her squirt on it then putting it in the sandwich. Then you have to throw up and shit and the sandwich. ANd after that you cut yourself and drip some blood in it. Once youve done all of this you gey your five year old sister to eat it.
Circles and triangles and now were hanging out with your new sternburg.
by ccccccoool June 21, 2009
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Sternburg

Würzig süffig,

One of the cheapest beverages you can still call a beer in Germany, but it’s actually better that any American pisswater that they like to call beer

Eastgermans worship it like the sweet golden juice that comes out of an enormous dick
Wer Kinder fickt und Autos klaut trink auch was Sternburg Braut.
by Potototo April 1, 2020
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Yoni Sternburg

The realest of all rappers. From the south side of Sudbury.
by wetgrass26 January 16, 2011
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Steinberg's Law

Steinberg's Law, similar in concept to Bidoof's Law, says that there will never be anything more irritating than seeing a user who claims to be white, tweet out a bad or offensive opinion targeting white people, and then checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “Jewish”.
Guy 1: Yo dude, I read this tweet that white people should just stop existing, yet the person who wrote it says they're white! I just don't get it.

Guy 2: Check their profile.

Guy 1: Why?

Guy 2: Just do it.

Guy 1: Hm.. alright, well, here it says their jewish, and.. Oh, I see.

Guy 2: Yeah, perfect example of Steinberg's Law bro.
by acceptitgoyim May 13, 2020
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The German Stienburg

One of the most complex and vile sexual acts to be performed... It requires strength, focus and tremendous commitment.

The German Stienburg starts with a man anally plundering a female that is bent over while he is simultaneously holding a tractor tire over his head and using it to do shoulder presses (as in a strongman competition). While pressing the tire and banging the girl he screams out "shiza" every time he makes a press.

After the man makes coitus, he drops the tractor tire on back of the female's head...rendering her unconcious. Finally he lifts up her naked body and proceeds to bench press her... all the while counting his repetitions in a loud, harsh, commanding, German accent. (If you can count in German that is ideal... but if not the accent will suffice).
"Dude, I have to stop by the farm later and borrow a tractor tire, my girlfriend is finally going to let me give her The German Stienburg."
by crazydoc March 14, 2009
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Spermburger

When a guy releases his load into a girls buns.
Last night I was doing a chick in the ass and created the best sperm burger ever.
by jasom February 9, 2004
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Starsburg

A city in Northeast Ohio founded by a Donald.... Summerrrheldner. Most residence have valid, corrections not valid. Wait, valid 11's uhhhhhhhhh. The cities primary focus is spelling and arrogance.
That returns to a (name) of Starsburg.
by GB4lyfe July 13, 2017
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