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smegmasaurus 

Smegma that has crusted over, taking on the appearance of scales or the plates on a Stegosaurus
That ho has a Smegmasaurus guarding her cave, ain't nobody getting in there without a fight!
smegmasaurus by Master Nate August 4, 2007

Super Stegosaurus Pissed

These gas prices have me super stegosaurus pissed. I am about ready to drive to Astoria, Oregon and punch a sea lion.

Stegosaurus

A fucking vegetarian dinosaur you idiots! Stegosaurus lived in the Jurrasic Period, 150 million years ago, and his tail was not a dildo but a fucking spike!
Teacher during Sex ED: Jared, what's a Stegosaurus?
Jared: A dinosaur you idiot!
Stegosaurus by WhoDatFreshBoi March 7, 2017

stegosaurusly 

(adverb) to a great degree; exceedingly; inspiring enthusiasm of Jurassic proportions for the statement to follow; a Jacobean intensifyer of delicion and nutrition.
Bro, that hamburger was stegosaurusly delicious AND nutritious!
stegosaurusly by fightingfoo16 November 30, 2020

slagasaurus 

A derogatory term for a loose woman. Generally used toward older or heavier types.
"So that beast slept with all of those men? What a slagasaurus."
slagasaurus by Michael Scavitto January 5, 2008